Swifties Spiral Over Potential Joe Alwyn Refs in the Tracklist for 'The ...

6 Feb 2024

Taylor Swift blessed us all with the track list for her upcoming album The Tortured Artists Department, and there appear to be...things to read into. The tracklist is as follows, for those of you who don't energy to zoom in on the below Instagram *and* turn your phone sideways to read (it's just too much!):

Joe Alwyn - Figure 1
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Side A

Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)The Tortured Poets DepartmentMy Boy Only Breaks His Favorite ToysDown Bad

Side B

So Long, LondonBut Daddy I Love HimFresh Out the SlammerFlorida!!! (Florence + the Machine)

Side C

Guilty as Sin?Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)loml

Side D

I Can Do It With a Broken HeartThe Smallest Man Who Ever LivedThe AlchemyClara BowBonus Track: The Manuscript

Obviously we have to wait for the songs to drop to find out what/whom they are about, but the fact that "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" is followed by "Down Bad" and then "So Long, London" and then "But Daddy I Love Him" has everyone thinking this could be a Joe Alwyn breakup album. Meanwhile, Twitter is out here:

WELP. NOT SURE HOW I'M GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT.

Anyway, quick reminder that Tay announced the The Tortured Artists Department at the Grammys, saying “My brand-new album comes out April 19. It’s called The Tortured Poets Department, I’m gonna go and post the cover right now backstage.”

Can't believe we have to wait til April 19, but okay.

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