Rugby union is not about to collapse, despite what the NRL keeps ...

In his six years in charge of Ireland, which yielded three Six Nations titles, his gruffness and intensity were legendary. Yet he’s seemingly dropped all of that since arriving at these shores.

His appearance just three days into the job with the always entertaining Kick-Offs and Kick-Ons podcast was heartening.

“First question, three days into the job: have you fixed Australian rugby yet?” presenter James Rochford asked.

Schmidt smiled, paused and replied “no.”

“Second question, have you signed a contract with Japan?” asked former Wallaby Drew Mitchell regarding Jones’ secret deal with the Cherry Blossoms late last year.

“I haven’t had a meeting with them!” Schmidt laughed in reply.

“We’ve heard that before, haven’t we?” another former Wallaby, Matt Giteau, snapped.

The whole thing was all light-hearted and raucous, a far cry from the sombre tune rugby has been playing for years.

Schmidt’s plan during the next two years is straightforward enough: get the Wallabies playing respectable rugby so they can push the British and Irish Lions on their 2025 tour.

Rugby Australia chief executive Phil Waugh has called the tour “the light on the hill” because it can clear the $80 million loan taken out last year.

But there’s more at stake than filling the coffers.

The Wallabies are rugby’s shopfront. When they struggle, it perpetuates the myth that the game is on its last legs when it is not. Staggering about like the drunkest man at the party, but definitely not dead.

If you’re looking for a balanced and honest appraisal about the state of the game in Australia, you should listen to another podcast: Mark Bouris’ enlightening interview with former Wallaby and Randwick coach Stephen Hoiles.

“The game’s not going great here at the professional level,” Hoiles said. “But other areas are. All we see on TV is Super Rugby and Test footy. Super Rugby is hurting us, and the Wallabies haven’t been successful so [the media] reacts to their performance. That’s how the game is viewed. There’s a lot to fix to make the Wallabies successful, but, if they are, it will be a popular sport in Australia again.”

Certainly, rugby’s participation numbers aren’t as dire as rival codes make it out to be. It’s not growing, but it’s not in freefall. The bigger clubs in club rugby are thriving and still draw healthy crowds.

Hoiles is backing RA chief executives Phil Waugh and chairman Daniel Herbert to turn the code’s fortunes around if they are prepared to “make hard decisions and be unpopular”.

Rugby Australia CEO Phil Waugh and chair Daniel Herbert.Credit: Justin McManus

“We’ve got to stick with them,” he said.

He also slapped down the previous administration under chairman Hamish McLennan, who took great joy in picking a fight with rugby league.

“The chairman was out there taking potshots at league … disrespecting the intelligence of another code,” Hoiles said. “I thought that was poor taste.”

The NRL has hardly been gracious itself with constant rhetoric about killing off the rival code.

This week, it floated the time-honoured story about salary cap exemptions for rugby players who switch allegiances, seemingly unaware that there are already provisions in its own constitution to do so.

There’s also this tiresome narrative being spun that the resurgence of the New Zealand Warriors has killed rugby in New Zealand, including the All Blacks. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Rugby will never die on either side of the ditch.

Super Rugby mightn’t survive. Young players in Australia will still chase the money and opportunity in the NRL.

But there are too many people, with too much skin in the game – like Hoiles and many others – to allow a proud code with a storied history wither on the vine.

Schmidt can’t solve all of rugby’s problems, but doing what Jones promised but woefully couldn’t deliver would be a good start.

If you happen to see legendary Australian sprinter Marlene Mathews cheering for Wales on Saturday, we can forgive her for having split loyalties.

Only a couple of months ago, Mathews lost her husband John O’Shea, a revered figure in Welsh rugby and a member of the British and Irish Lions tour to South Africa in 1968.

O’Shea relocated to Australia after finishing his playing career in the 1970s, where he soon won the hand of one of Australia’s golden girls.

This is Wales’ first Test since O’Shea was farewelled by friends, family, Wallabies and the Sydney Welsh Choir at a funeral in Sydney’s north in early May.

Parramatta could announce their new coach as soon as Friday. Or next week. Who would know?

Whether it’s Jason Ryles or Josh Hannay, the new clipboard-clutcher has quite the job ahead of them.

Halfback Mitchell Moses’ dressing-room spray after the loss to the Knights, which has been interpreted as an attack on management over recruitment, is telling.

Mitchell Moses wasn’t happy after the loss to Newcastle last Saturday.Credit: Getty

Colleague Michael Chammas broke the yarn and while I wish I owned a greyhound who chased the lure as he chases stories, the mere fact that something said in the sheds after a match could leak out so quickly must concern the next coach.

More than that … is Moses kidding? Many clubs would love a roster as strong as the Eels’.

Perhaps the players should question themselves a little more than management. Under Arthur, Eels players were given too much power and the result is two seasons without finals footy.

While the Eels continue to be the hottest mess in the west, Canterbury are flying first-class again.

Forget about their fifth placing on the ladder, nor the aggressive way they’ve been playing.

The best indication of their resurgence is the smirk you can’t wipe from the face of general manager of football Phil Gould.

When he was appointed in 2021, he told me it “will take 10 years to fix the salary cap”.

Now, he’s talking about luring players from other clubs. Still got it, Costanza!

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